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Example

Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
 That's the Chat Post example. I absolutely love it. I'm pretty sure I like Olive Garden, though.
 CONFUSION!

Prologue

Welcome to the prologue of my tumblr story.

A prologue? What’s wrong with me? Why would I have a prologue for a random blog on tumblr?

You see, I’m getting some points straight before I actually get this show on the road. You will now read these points below, I DEMAND you.

I will not disclose my name.
I will not disclose my age.
I will not disclose my gender.
I will not disclose where I live.
I will not disclose any other personal information.

Whew. Now that that is over, let’s get a-started!

So,

I realize that I want to end this post now, so I shall.

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Goodbye.

MLIA »

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